America, How's It Hangin'

Recently in San Fransisco, California, dozens of dead seabirds were found littering the coast of the San Fransisco Bay. The birds were found to be coated in some sort of black goo, this may be due to the 58,000 gallon oil spill, scientist are still scratching their heads. What a weird phenomenon, oil spills in the San Fransisco Bay and then, mysteriously, birds are found dead coated in a black goo. It is predicted that this will effect wildlife for many years to come. Some still ask the question, "Why did it take the coast guard this long to report this incident?" I believe it's a government conspiracy to destroy all things that are wonderful and pure, such as seabirds and mermaids.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/11/09/bay.spill.ap/index.html