Thursday, December 13, 2007

Health Issues


Recent research has revealed it's majesty by explaining why pregnant women do not topple over because of the access weight. Evolution has proven to give women a slightly different hip structure, allowing them to adjust their center of gravity. This proves that the true nature of a woman is to have children. It's science. Though animals can hold fetuses better than humans because of their four legs, women have adapted to walking on two feet and rearing a child. This recent discovery is very amazing and proves that science will never cease to amaze us.

Saturday, December 1, 2007

America


Doctors in New England were left puzzled after an 18 year old girl complained of stomach pains and vomiting. After numerous scans of her abdomen, doctors concluded that there was a large mass inside of her stomach made up of foreign materials. After numerous questions the doctors discovered that the girl has had a habit of eating her hair. The girl soon underwent surgery to remove this massive hair-ball. After removing the ball-o-hair it weighed 10 pounds and measured 15 inches by 7 inches by 7 inches. The girl was very embarrassed, I mean who would want 10 pounds of hair in their stomach. She has stopped the habit, and is feeling much better know.



World News


In Bangkok, Thailand, King Bhumibol Adulyadej, the world's longest serving monarch, checked out of the hospital wearing a pink blazer. The King is going to celebrate is 80th birthday soon and if very respected in Thailand. This fashion statement has been one of many made recently by the King. He has made many appearances in many different colored blazers. The pink blazers, and others, have started a trend throughout the country. Men everywhere in Bangkok are wearing bright colors such as pink and sea green. The Thais care deeply for their King and wear what he is wearing to bring him luck due to his recent health problems. Imagine the impact it would have it President Bush wore a pink blazer.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/12/01/thailand.king.ap/index.html